Red State

"Entangled (e)States": A Parody of Tenebrielle's Fanfic, by Red Tigress

Bruce: TONY, I SAID GET OUT OF MY CALCUTTA SHACK, NO YOU CAN'T PUT A HOT TUB IN HERE, WE DON'T HAVE RUNNING WATER.
Tony: BRUCE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY MALIBU HOUSE, THIS PLACE IS TOO NICE FOR YOU, THERE ARE NO BUGS OR SICK PEOPLE
Bruce: TONY, YOU CAN'T BLOW UP HALF OF RIO LOOKING FOR ME. PEOPLE LIVE HERE YOU KNOW.
Tony: BRUCE, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO USE MORE THAN ONE TOWEL. WE CAN AFFORD TO WASH THEM.

The Avengers by *KanKung

When did I start caring about this sort of thing?

Me: Remember that hypothetical conversation we had yesterday about Avengers and Pokemon?
Friend: Yes.
Me: Let's have that conversation AGAIN, but instead of Avengers and pokemans, avengers and WHAT KIND OF BENDER WOULD THEY BE
Me: Tony Stark's a firebender.
Friend: Ahah! Ok hrmm...Hawkeye is an airbender
Friend: Hulk is an Earthender
Me: Do you think Bruce would be an airbender because he's monk-like?
Friend: NO
Me: Eh
Friend: EARTHBENDER, I have no idea what Cap would be...
Me: me neither
Friend: Thor is a firebender because he uses lightning!
Me: I think he'd be an Earthbender. IT'S PERSONALITY-WISE NOT POWERS
Friend: THAT FUCKING CHANGES THINGS
Me: WELL I THOUGHT THAT WAS ASSUMED. THAT'S WHY I SUGGESTED BRUCE WAS AN AIRBENDER.
Friend: WELL YES THEN IT FITS

This is what I’m calling it now. Deal with it.

Just an observation. The fandom legitimately is crazy, myself included. Fanboys got nothin’ on fangirls, imo.